Paparazzi for Rent: for the Celebrity Wannabe, or Just for Fun

Paparazzi Illustration by Gary Taxali for TIME

Whether to satisfy your celebrity fantasy or you just want to have fun, paparazzi can now be rented if you’re willing to pay (heck, everything can be rented if you can pay the price).

Celeb 4 A Day is a company in Austin, Texas which can provide paparazzi services to make you feel important or to impress a girlfriend. Business is good and they are already expanding in San Francisco in February after launching just last November in their hometown.

If you’re in San Diego, CA, call up Private Paparazzi if you’re feeling lonely. In Britain, there’s Personal Paparazzi to surround you with media celebrity coverage if you want one.

In Manila, call up Pan Pizza Delivery. And we’ll just eat, okay?

Illustration by Gary Taxali for TIME

Published by Chris Malinao

Chris teaches Lightroom as workflow software to photography students at the FPPF, Federation of Philippine Photographers Foundation. He also teaches smartphone photography.