Whether to satisfy your celebrity fantasy or you just want to have fun, paparazzi can now be rented if youâ€™re willing to pay (heck, everything can be rented if you can pay the price).
Celeb 4 A Day is a company in Austin, Texas which can provide paparazzi services to make you feel important or to impress a girlfriend. Business is good and they are already expanding in San Francisco in February after launching just last November in their hometown.
If youâ€™re in San Diego, CA, call up Private Paparazzi if youâ€™re feeling lonely. In Britain, thereâ€™s Personal Paparazzi to surround you with media celebrity coverage if you want one.
In Manila, call up Pan Pizza Delivery. And weâ€™ll just eat, okay?
Illustration by Gary Taxali for TIME